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Paddle Happy trips are large group river adventures for beginners, experts, and everyone in between. We canoe and kayak beautiful, curated sections of Pennsylvania rivers. We indulge in comfy basecamps and delicious meals. And we rock out to fantastic live music at every stop.
The true magic is in the Paddle Happy community. We’re a community that welcomes new paddlers. We’re a community obsessed with making our adventures as safe as possible. And we’re a community who love and support one another.
The W&L Subaru Paddle Happy: Jumbo is all new for 2025. W&L Subaru has made an incredible one-day river trip possible, in which we explore the fantastic final dozen miles of the West Branch Susquehanna, starting in Milton, PA. Best of all? It’s the best value we’ve ever been able to deliver on a Paddle Happy trip at just $49 per person.
Come find out what the fuss is all about. Join us on a Paddle Happy river trip. I’ll see you on the water!
Bad Adventures founder
Cut loose! Join a river battle with water guns blazing or win the Pirate Pageant captain’s hat.
In our guided format, the rivers we paddle are appropriate for beginners, experts, and everyone in between. Whether you’re new to kayaking or you’re an experienced, swashbuckling river rat, you’ll fit right in.
We canoe and kayak from one live music performance to the next. The music lineup includes authentic blues, funk-rock, singer-songwriter classics, and can’t-help-but-sing-along covers.
A new musical artist performs for us at every stop along the river.
Get your glamp on! Our tents can remain pitched for the whole trip. We return to basecamp every night.
Indulge in tasty lunches, dinners, breakfasts, and snacks. Bring on the yum!
…They care tremendously about making everyone comfortable—both on water and land. Besides which, the leaders and staff are fun and engaging people who take the time to get to know everyone…
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Gail M.
from Silver Spring, MD
after Paddle Happy: Schuylkill 2023
I cannot say enough positive things about this trip and Bad Adventures. The friendliness and welcoming nature of Matt and his staff was such a wonderful experience. From the moment we checked in until the morning we left, the staff was so approachable and helpful…
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Marta B.
from Mays Landing, NJ
after Paddle Happy: Schuylkill 2023
Join us to paddle a beautiful section of Central PA’s West Branch of the Susquehanna River. Spot great blue heron and bald eagle, as we canoe and kayak from one live music performance to the next.
Basecamp is hosted in the borough of Montgomery, PA. We return each night to enjoy camp games and scrumptious meals together.
Basecamp check-in is in the pavilions in the northwest corner of the park.
We put together a list of suggestions: View the Recommended Packing List [PDF]
A don’t miss trip. Matt and his crew are great, and it seems they take that last attention to detail as serious as the first, which makes it a first class operation, through and through. And they like to have fun, be it music or a pirate show, you never know. Thumbs up all around!
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Jim S.
from Kenhorst, PA
after Paddle Happy: Schuylkill 2023
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W&L Subaru has made a fantastic new river trip possible. On this one-day trip that’s appropriate for new and experienced paddlers alike, we kayak and canoe past the picturesque victorian borough of Lewisburg, enjoy a fantastic live music performance while devouring a yummy lunch, and finish at the confluence of the West Branch and North Branch of the Susquehanna River.
Best of all? It’s the best value Paddle Happy trip ever at just $49 per person.
W&L Subaru has been serving central Pennsylvania since 1965.
Purchase your next vehicle from W&L Subaru.
W&L Subaru
535 Point Township Drive
Northumberland, PA 17857
wandlsubaru.com
570-762-9135
Paddle Happy: Jumbo is crucial for W&L Subaru because it directly embodies our commitment to enhancing community life and environmental stewardship, aligning perfectly with both the Subaru Loves The Earth initiative and our own mission. By raising funds for the Northcentral Pennsylvania Conservancy, we actively support their vital conservation work, strengthening our role as a responsible and engaged community partner. At W&L Subaru, we're more than a car dealer; we're a part of the community.
Paddlers attending Paddle Happy: West Branch do not need to check-in separately for the W&L Subaru Paddle Happy: Jumbo.
We put together a list of suggestions: View the Recommended Packing List [PDF]
Wow. The whole thing was awesome! It really was. I was impressed with every single aspect. Not overstating it or exaggerating what I experienced. I thought the organization of everything was fantastic. Obvious that there were lots of moving parts to this, and that it all seemed to work flawlessly, just kudos to everyone involved. I was very impressed with the attention to detail. Everything—our meals, the facilities, the music, the people on the trip. It was really a great adventure. Super well done to everyone there! Lot of fun!
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Jerry M.
from Rochester, NY
after Paddle Happy: Schuylkill 2023
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All of Paddle Happy: West Branch and the W&L Subaru Paddle Happy: Jumbo
Jolly rogers are hoisted over basecamp when we return from the river on Saturday of Paddle Happy: West Branch.
We swap our life jackets and river garb for ruffled shirts and bright striped britches. ’Tis time for the Pirate Pageant!
Sponsored by toothsmith of the high seas, Dr. James Van Horn, and the fine privateers of Trace Pheasantry, this hullabaloo is sure to have ye laughin’ harder than a parrot caught in a ticklin’ bout!
Dress in yer finest pirate attire or borrow from our treasure trove if ye come up short.
Test yer wits with the saltiest of pirate trivia and share a seafarer’s joke or two! The winner, the pirate who outshines ’em all, will be crowned captain of our sinkin’ ship.
Crowned Captains
Bad Adventures is an equal opportunity service provider and employer that operates under commercial use authorizations from Amistad National Recreation Area, Arches National Park, Big Bend National Park, Bryce Canyon National Park, Canyonlands National Park, Everglades National Park, Guadalupe Mountains National Park, Rocky Mountain National Park and Zion National Park, special use permit from USDA Forest Service, Arapaho and Roosevelt National Forest, and special recreation permit from Bureau of Land Management.
Sonny, the Paddle Happy mascot, was illustrated by Brian Swisher, living legend.
The ‘Amazing guides’ photo is by Michilea Patterson, Schuylkill River Greenways.
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